Constipated Iguana

[Marshac]

I hated finding poop on the floor.... now it has ceased..... I miss it.

 

[wabmester]

Sorry, Marshac, I'm having trouble parsing you. Did you just say that you miss Iguana droppings?

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Sounds like a great name for a rock band.

 

[brewer12345]

But do you have pictures of it with a pancake on its head?

 

[laurence]

Am I reading this thread right? Or did I just not have enough coffee? My friend got an Iguana in his first apartment, thought it made him cool. Sucker got as big as a dinasoar, and twice as mean. One day we were in the living room getting baked watching T.V. and we decided we were soooo hungry. Problem was, the Iguana had claimed the kitchen as it's territory, and attacked anyone who entered. Being stoned out of our mind too tired to have quick enough reflexes to grab the Doritos and run out of the kitchen before he took a chunk out of our leg, we tried to pool our money to order Pizza. Domino's does not deliver any food products that cost $1.74, we found out.

The last straw was when it Jumped off the second story balcony and terrorized the neighborhood. It chased everyone back into their homes, hissing something feirce, and finished by eating an old lady's toy dog.

 

[Marshac]

Sorry, Marshac, I'm having trouble parsing you.   Did you just say that you miss Iguana droppings?

Not any more... with an explosion of fecal matter, the problem has resolved itself without necessitating a vet. Yay.

This is actually my third iguana (my last one, 'Mariguana' escaped and ran away after only a week). The first one lived for about 8 years before dying of kidney failure. Nacho is a nice and friendly igg... no hissing or biting. He likes pizza too....if you give him some, he will be your best friend

 

[Patrick]

He likes pizza too....if you give him some, he will be your best friend

No wonder he was constipated! 

 

[brewer12345]

Based on eating a number of different reptiles and amphibians, yes, these iguanas probably do taste like chicken.  Wonder how much meat a pollo de arbol yields? 

About as much as a Shetland pony?

 

[justin]

About as much as a Shetland pony?

Anybody ever eat a Shetland pony?

 

[Nords]

Sounds like a great name for a rock band.

What are the odds of finding the words "constipated" and "iguana" next to each other? I sure wish Dave Barry was still writing a column...

Dory, do you think this will start showing up in the board's search engine stats?