stepford
Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
As I circle the drain ever closer to FIREday at the end of the year I've had a couple of requests to consult during my afterlife. If I do so I guess I'll need to come up with a name for my (1-man) laser sciences consulting corporation. My current favorites:
LOGOS
(sounds all serious/philosophical, until I reveal it stands for Lazy Old Guy Optical Services)
or even better:
Principle of Least Action
(Physicists will think it means I'm a serious Quantum Mechanic, but friends will realize it refers to my work ethic)
I could come up with lots more, but I've probably killed all potential business already.
LOGOS
(sounds all serious/philosophical, until I reveal it stands for Lazy Old Guy Optical Services)
or even better:
Principle of Least Action
(Physicists will think it means I'm a serious Quantum Mechanic, but friends will realize it refers to my work ethic)
I could come up with lots more, but I've probably killed all potential business already.