Fed-up employee walking out door (in 14 years)

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Fed-Up Employee Just About 14 Years Away From Walking Out Door - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

"Frustrated with a growing list of unacceptable workplace indignities, fed-up Catamount Systems employee Marc Holden is just about 14 years away from walking out the front door of his office and never returning, sources confirmed Thursday. “I swear to God, if things don’t improve around here real fast, I am out of here in 14 years or so—I am not bluffing,”