Finally, Bacon Flavored Mouthwash (Scope)

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Scope Bacon Mouthwash

Scope Bacon is the newest addition to our line of products. It tastes like bacon, while still killing 99.9% of bad breath germs. And, it keeps your breath minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

FAQ
Does Scope Bacon make my breath smell like bacon?
No. Scope Bacon just tastes like bacon while you swish, but leaves your breath smelling minty fresh 5 times longer than brushing alone.

Is Scope Bacon a sufficient replacement for my breakfast?
No. Scope Bacon contains zero nutritional value and does not serve as an acceptable substitute for food.

Should I use Scope Bacon before or after breakfast?
We recommend using Scope Bacon after breakfast.

Does Scope Bacon contain real bacon?
No. No pigs are harmed during the making of Scope Bacon. The bacon taste you’ll find in Scope Bacon is a perfectly healthy synthetic flavoring.

How is Scope Bacon made?
A synthetic bacon flavoring is infused in the unflavored mouthwash formula at a specific time in the manufacturing process.

Bacon Flavored Mouthwash |Scopemouthwash.com

 

[Hermit]

I got a doughnut at the grocery store the other day. It looked like a glazed doughnut with maple frosting and sprinkles which I thought were probably pecans. Turned out to be bacon bits. That was the most disgusting thing I have tasted in a long time. I like maple frosted doughnuts and I like bacon, but not together please.