Now that we've possibly gotten past the unnecessary but funny quipping, how about a re-evaluation of the original question and a broadening of the plausible answers.
I'm going to take a stab at defining a "conservative" investor...someone who doesnt want to risk loss of capital and/or does a fred sanford getting ready to join elizabeth act if they see their portfolio dropped 1% in a single day. IE risk of loss and volatility risk.
Granted there are varying degrees of conservative. These are usually marked by percentages of stocks and bonds, and sometimes flavored with additional asset classes intended to increase returns or dampen risk of loss or volatility risk.
Diversification within an asset class and adding uncorrelated asset classes makes a portfolio more "conservative".
The rub lies with the process of increasing the bond portion to create a more 'conservative' portfolio. In fact that process does nothing whatsoever to make a portfolio more 'conservative'; it simply reduces volatility risk. However it gains this by increasing interest rate risk and inflation erosion risk. In the case of some bonds, such as low credit rated/high yield/junk bonds, you're trading away share price and bankruptcy risk for risk of default.
The old saw that as you reach retirement, you should gradually increase your bond holdings probably made great sense for someone 50-100 years ago, when the life expectancy of a 60-something was under 10 years on average. You didnt have a very long race to run, why screw up your golden years with a 50% drop in equity prices in 1987?
In my opinion, the greatest risks, the greatest 'threat' to a 'conservative' investor is being poorly diversified within an asset class or between asset class mixes, and holding too many low returning asset classes to the extent that inflation slowly defeats you. If you hold all stocks, over the long haul you'll do well but you'd better have your protective headgear and dramamine handy. If you hold all bonds you'll sleep great until someone comes and takes your house and the bed you were sleeping in as your portfolio has lost a few percentage points a year to inflation. If you're sitting in 100% cash waiting for the big correction...well...might as well spend it and enjoy the stuff you buy as it loses value instead of just letting that cash get eaten alive.
The "problem" with a "conservative" investor usually isnt the asset classes, mixes, price swings or anything else, its their reaction to that planning and the events that effect them.
Case in point:
azanon said:
I'm amazed the term "paper loss" even exists. I honestly dont even comprehend it because IMO, its false in every way. If you have an asset, it has a particular value. If its stocks or mutual funds one's talking about, you can know its exact value any given day. There's nothing "paper" about that; its very real.
Actually no. You know what the value of an asset is in terms of what someone is willing to pay for it on any given day. But unless you sell it, its an ethereal number. That stock is worth whatever the valuation is on the company (problem being, try to figure THAT out) and over 10-20 year periods, that true valuation will apply. That bond is worth its face value if held to maturity. Interrim psychological and influential price swings are relevant only to the point where you allow them to be relevant. This fellow is worried about the daily swings in the price points of assets that have nothing whatsoever to do with the assets true value. I think Bernsteins classic example of your portfolio being a guy taking his dog for a walk to the park applies here. Dont watch the dog run back and forth, watch the guy walking it. In time, they'll end up at the park. Dont fret the daily or yearly wanderings.
So what does the "conservative" investor do? Depends on your timeline and situation. If you're a 70 year old in poor health, go cash or short bonds and enjoy your days. If you're an early retiree, the focus of this discussion group, with 20 or more years to go, then you've got a different situation.
You can hold lifestrategy or target retirement funds in varying flavors. You can stock and bond pick to an extent where you've got decent diversification. You can hold high yielding stocks with good long term appreciation levels and bolster those with short term bonds. You can slice and dice into 20 different historically uncorrelated asset classes. You can buy a handful of indexes and rebalance every year, every other year, or on leap years.
I'm betting with a reasonable sized portfolio, a sane lifestyle with reasonable spending, the willingness to make a sacrifice now and then during tough times, and a steady hand on the investing wheel...all of those end up successful, more or less.
What I think goes against the grain are the people who add up 5-10 unrelated scary things that are out of line or predictive to failure and hang themselves by sitting on the sidelines due to excessive fear of 'what might happen'. Granted, if the s&p was at 1800 or if people started paying 300 PE's for companies that dont and probably wont make a dollar i'd suggest lightening the equities pile a little.
So in summary, weev yourself a nice little portfolio that matches with one of the many strategies you've read about here or in books or Seen On TV. Pick one that makes sense to you and makes you feel comfortable. Just dont equate 'safe' or 'conservative' with holding a lot of cash or most of your money in bonds. Sounds good right now, but fast forward 20 years and you wont like what you see.
At the same time, dont put all your eggs in one basket or take on more risk than is needed to get the kind of returns that'll keep you afloat. And take bogles advice to heart...when stuff happens...do something! The something you should do, is just stand there. Ideally, the something you should do is stop watching for stuff to happen, and definitely stop digging into "reports" that show the combination of the m22 money supply in conjunction with an inverting tuna market causing an almost certain recession!!!! We just dont know.
Give yourself a break.