Funny Joke Thread 2021 to ?

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian

Ba dum tss!

 

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[timbervest]

I once dated a girl but we broke up when I found out she was a communist. I should have seen it -- I mean there were red flags everywhere.

 

[Winemaker]

The DW found a spider on the ceiling yesterday, she said " Don't kill it, just take it out." So I got the spider and we went to the local winery. Very interesting, after a few glasses, I found out he was a web designer.

 

[REWahoo]

What do dentists call x-rays?

Tooth pics.

 

[NgineER]

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Is she breakdancing like she did in the 90’s?

 

[FiveDriver]

How do you tell if your new girlfriend is ticklish ?

You give her a test-tickle.

 

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[REWahoo]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is super heavy; the other is a little lighter.

 

[ArmchairMillionaire]

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a blood bank together…

The rabbit went first. They asked him, what is your blood type?

To which he replied, I'm probably a type-o.

 

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[timbervest]

A lonely frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to connect with your true inner self."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.
"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."

 

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