Funny Joke Thread 2021 to ?

[frayne]

 

[Fermion]

Museum guide points to a large fossil and states that it is 4 million and 25 years old.

A person in the group says, "Wow!, how can you know that accurately?"

The guide says, "Well, when I started working here 25 years ago, I was told it was 4 million years old."

 

[frayne]

 

[ls99]

^^^^ I want one of those self propelled elevators!

 

[REWahoo]

 

[Steelpony]

 

[Walt34]

I knew it was somewhere....

 

[REWahoo]

 

[Qs Laptop]

 

[REWahoo]

 

[Steelpony]

 

[ArmchairMillionaire]

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Don't forget not burning yourself on hot days... That took real skills!

 

[Steelpony]

Don't forget not burning yourself on hot days... That took real skills!

That’s right. I had to teach the grands how to use wax paper to slick it up. That first ride down was a shocker for them.

 

[hesperus]

The moderator team has long taken a mostly hands-off approach here in this thread but it seems necessary now to be somewhat more active. The following policy will apply to this thread:

• Our Community Rules will be applied somewhat more consistently than they have been.
• Jokes can be funny without being demeaning, snide, partisan, obscene, or so esoteric that only a few will get them. Don't go there; this is not that kind of forum.
• No more than one joke post per day from anyone.
• Many of these are so ancient that they have been posted here multiple times over the years. If you suspect that's the case, then don't do it.
• Posts that don't meet these standards will be removed without notice, posters will not be notified.
  
  This is a thread for humor. Real jokes, not social messages.

All new posts to this thread must be approved by the moderator team. If you can’t see your post, it wasn’t approved.

This makes total sense. Without clear rules, these threads always end up being filled with political bickering or repetitive jokes, so hopefully this keeps things actually funny.

 

[REWahoo]

Sir Isaac Newton - "I like 'em thicc."

Scribe - "But, Sir Isaac, we can't write that!"

Newton - "Then write this: The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction."

 

[homestead]

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[REWahoo]

 

[Davidhelp]

 

[AudiDudi]

Uh huh.

 

[frayne]