threeonesix
Recycles dryer sheets
Watching the US Open yesterday inspired me to get out and play for the first time in 2 years. Our local 9-hole course isn't a difficult course at all, it just isn't taken care of. The fairways are basically cow pastures. The greens are the size of a dime and fungicized. Two friends and I played after work yesterday. I shot a 76. Used to be a scratch golfer. 2-time state champion in high school. Still couldn't get any colleges to even talk to me about their teams. Was very disappointed, I'm only 2 hours from Oklahoma State and they were the premier college program back then. Coach never even returned my calls.
Par'd the first hole with a lucky putt. On the 2nd hole my drive went around 290 yards. Pulled out my 3-wood and caught the ball perfect. I lost track of it after it bounced 20 yards in front of the green. Certain that the ball rolled over the green into some tall fescue I was walking around for 10 minutes looking for it. A fiend on the green asked what ball I had hit. "Titelist 1" I said. He held up a ball and said, "It was in the hole."
ALBATROSS! My first one ever. And I have played tens of thousands of holes of golf in my life. Never hit a hole in one, amazingly. Witnessed many, mostly lucky worm burner shots. At this course you get a free lunch and your picture in the local newspaper for a hole in one. When we made the turn we stopped into the clubhouse for drinks. I asked what do you get for an albatross. Sadly, the attendant just looked at me like I just spoke Chinese. "What's that?" I said it's a score better than a hole in one. Turns out you get exactly nothing for an albatross.
The odds of a hole in one are 12,000:1. The odds of an albatross are 6,000,000:1.
At least I got two free beers from my buddies, I guess. And a great memory!
Par'd the first hole with a lucky putt. On the 2nd hole my drive went around 290 yards. Pulled out my 3-wood and caught the ball perfect. I lost track of it after it bounced 20 yards in front of the green. Certain that the ball rolled over the green into some tall fescue I was walking around for 10 minutes looking for it. A fiend on the green asked what ball I had hit. "Titelist 1" I said. He held up a ball and said, "It was in the hole."
ALBATROSS! My first one ever. And I have played tens of thousands of holes of golf in my life. Never hit a hole in one, amazingly. Witnessed many, mostly lucky worm burner shots. At this course you get a free lunch and your picture in the local newspaper for a hole in one. When we made the turn we stopped into the clubhouse for drinks. I asked what do you get for an albatross. Sadly, the attendant just looked at me like I just spoke Chinese. "What's that?" I said it's a score better than a hole in one. Turns out you get exactly nothing for an albatross.
The odds of a hole in one are 12,000:1. The odds of an albatross are 6,000,000:1.
At least I got two free beers from my buddies, I guess. And a great memory!
