It 5:30pm PST...

[cube_rat]

And our threads are still G rated!

 

[Jarhead*]

Hey Cube: (Jockette):

Two old guys were talking about their sex lives.
One said to the other, "I had sex with a 30 year old three times last night.
The friend said "Wow, you must be using that Viagra".
"No" the man said "I know a little secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can have sex for hours."
So the second man ran to the nearest market and grabbed six loaves of wheat bread.
At the checkout counter, the cashier said,
"that's a lot of bread. It will probably get hard before you"re done eating it all."
"Well I'll be damned", the man said, "Does everyone know this but me?"

Your buddy, Jarhead

 

[greg]

And our threads are still G rated!

That dang G-thingy is on the move again.

--Greg

 

[cube_rat]

I see things were pretty sedate last night. I see some of our regs, weren't around.

Thanks for joke, x-jarhead. Now that was funny

 

[Jarhead*]

I see things were pretty sedate last night.  I see some of our regs, like weren't around. 

Thanks for joke, x-jarhead.  Now that was funny 

Cube: Yeah I know. Pervert burnout?


Not sure I'll be around much today, so here's one to tide you over.

Two buddies were having a drink at a bar when the subject turned to sex. (What else.?
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" the first man asked.
"Well, every once in a while" the second man replied. "But she's more into the trick dog thing."
"Oh, I see, the first man said. "Kinky stuff, eh?"
"Well, not exactly," the second replied.
"I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead".

See you later, Jarhead

 

[HFWR]

Arf, arf...

 

[cube_rat]

 

[haha]

If women with big boobs work at Hooters...

Where do women with one leg work?



"IHOP"

Ha

 

[Outtahere]

Well dang I can't pass up a chance to post a good joke.

Senior Citizen's Bus Trip

A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson, MO.

As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.

"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to grab it..., it runs away...!!"

 

[haha]

It's those damn Merkins again

Great joke!

Ha