Spent two hours yesterday driving around to all the local banks trying to find a medallion notary for a Fidelity form. Finally found one at a Fifth Third branch but had to have an account with them, which I don't. So, I opened an account at 2:30pm and got a debit card fraud alert at 5:30pm. Obviously, I don't have the card yet. Another hour of phone time between their card fraud department and account fraud department yielded no satisfaction. This morning, I get an email stating my account is overdrawn by $10,000. Won't know until Monday what happened.