Modern Problems - Clown Shortage Looms

[growing_older]

Over 500 applicants for 11 openings. Doesn't sound like a shortage of aspiring clowns. Kind of like many other workplaces.

 

[MasterBlaster]

Over 500 applicants for 11 openings. Doesn't sound like a shortage of aspiring clowns.

It's really hard to find good "qualified" clowns these days. Oh sure - many have tried and failed.

- You be the judge ! Which would make the better clown ?

 

[HFWR]

There can't be a clown shortage. There were enough where I worked to satisfy global needs for the next millennium.

+1000

 

[Dolphin Boy]

This is just wrong!

 

[dontworry]

Maybe a good choice for a second career?

Just kidding...clowns freak me out!!!

 

[Mr._Graybeard]

I hate clowns too. With the possible exception of Bozo and Sandy (grew up in Chicagoland. ..)

How about Oliver O. Oliver??

 

[Bestwifeever]

Now who was scared of Clarabell? Not the peanut gallery!

Buffalo Bob: Oh, who's the funniest clown you know?
Peanut Gallery: CLARABELL!
Buffalo Bob: And Who's the clown on Howdy's show?
Peanut Gallery: CLARABELL!
Buffalo Bob: Well, his feet are big, his tummy's stout, but we could never do without.
Everybody: CLARA-CLARA-CLAR-A-BELL!

 

[audreyh1]

My favorite clowns are the ones trapped in the rodeo ring.

 

[Redbugdave]

Ohhhh...Red Skelton was the worst! There's different kinds of clowns.

 

[steelyman]

Wasn't there some Twilight Zone episode with a clown? Maybe I'm confusing it with Talkie Tina.

Either way, they scared the heck out of me.