To further clarify, RE_Wannabe is now Have Funds, Will Retire, and has earned both my gratitude and respect for making the switch. Meanwhile, REWanabe is still REWanabe but considering changing his name to prevent confusion once he is no longer a "wannabe" and becomes an "is".
Hmmmm.... Guess that depends on what the definition of "is" is. I feel your pain.
When the GREAT EVENT occurs - REWannabe - REWis - to perhaps REWhiz - since being an active poster WE just 'know' you have aced the FIRE thing. Pehaps instead of a gold watch - a gift box of recycled dryer sheets to put on display?