Safe Withdrawal Rate for living like a chicken

[cute fuzzy bunny]

I wonder what the SWR is for living like a chicken...for normal chicken lifestyle and for the same supported by ibonds. I think you could get by on chicken feed.

Cooped Up
A Fijian man who was raised by chickens has been given a second chance at life. Sunjit Kumar was locked in a chicken coop for several years as a young boy and, deprived of contact with humans, he adopted the habits and mannerisms of his feathered friends. When Kumar escaped, he was taken to a hospital where he was confined for 20 years. Kumar, now 32, was recently discovered by Elizabeth Clayton, president of a local Rotary Club, who is teaching him to walk and speak like a person. "He was perching, he was picking at his food, he was hopping around like a chicken. He'd keep his hands in a chickenlike fashion, and he'd make a noise ... like the calling of a chicken," Clayton said. She said Kumar has made "remarkable progress."

 

[Cut-Throat]

This reminds me of my time in the Military. We called this stuff Chicken Sh*t

 

[John Galt]

That's the trout, the whole trout and nothing but the trout, so help me cod.

John Galt

 

[Cut-Throat]

John,

I like your puns - I thought I'd tell you just for the Halibut!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Holy mackeral.