Share any funny bumper stickers you've seen.

[2HOTinPHX]

If you see any funny bumper stickers share them here.

 

[JackJester]

 

[rembrandt]

 

[harley]

On my Highlander

 

[Texas Proud]

I think you have to have seen the movie to get that one!!

 

[Kings over Queens]

Not so much a bumper sticker, but stickers of a Godzilla attacking a stick figure family. Made me chuckle.

 

[Kings over Queens]

On my Highlander

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I've seen the movie and get it.

How do you like the Highlander? It's high on our list as a next vehicle, but I'm concerned the 4cyl motor might not be enough.

 

[braumeister]

I've seen the movie and get it.

How do you like the Highlander? It's high on our list as a next vehicle, but I'm concerned the 4cyl motor might not be enough.

I have a friend who has walked away from two totaled Highlanders (rear-ended both times).
He says he will never buy anything else.

 

[rembrandt]

 

[Koolau]

I think you have to have seen the movie to get that one!!

Mustamissedit!

 

[Koolau]

Too long ago to have a picture:

Support your local police (Bribe a cop.)

I love humanity. It's people I can't stand.

 

[silvor]

I've seen the movie and get it.

How do you like the Highlander? It's high on our list as a next vehicle, but I'm concerned the 4cyl motor might not be enough.

I would get the 6 cylinder.

 

[CaptTom]

Not one, but two separate bumper stickers, seen one after the other:
1) On a beat-up old wreck of a car: "S*it Happens"
2) On a sleek new luxury car: "Make it Happen"

Kinda says a lot.

 

[Purslane]

Not so much a bumper sticker, but stickers of a Godzilla attacking a stick figure family. Made me chuckle.

We are related. I just know it. Lol

 

[Kings over Queens]

I would get the 6 cylinder.

Not to hijack this find thread, the 6 cyl is no longer produced. 2023 models were the last year.

 

[Fotodog]

Years ago when I was a photo assistant in Los Angeles, I saw a beautiful blond driving a nice convertible down Sunset Boulevard, and I still remember her license plate: IWILL4U. It took me a few seconds to realize the meaning, and made me laugh.

 

[Chuckanut]

Many years ago I saw this bumper sticker on a Susuki Samurai. This model was famous for easily flipping over. The sticker was on the bumper but it was upside down.

If you can read this
Flip me over

 

[Calpurnia]

Not a bumper sticker, but funny license plates:

My dentist: 2THFAIRY
A veterinarian, I assume: DOGTOR

 

[old medic]

Many years ago I saw this bumper sticker on a Susuki Samurai. This model was famous for easily flipping over. The sticker was on the bumper but it was upside down.

If you can read this
Flip me over

LMAO.... Thank You for the memory..... Had a friend that passed several years ago that brought me his mower to fix.... As he loaded it, it flipped over on him....
I found that sticker and put it upside-down on his mower.

 

[old medic]

If you see any funny bumper stickers share them here.

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I've got that on a t-shirt.... but my favorite shirt.....
Born to Offend Snowflakes....

I have had many people ask to take a Pic.... and a few that stop me and complain its offensive.....
I always replie..... "YES..... Melted another one"

 

[mountainsoft]

I saw this bumper sticker a couple years ago.

 

[pjigar]

I was on the lookout due to this thread and I happen to find a good one today!

 

[Koolau]

I've got that on a t-shirt.... but my favorite shirt.....
Born to Offend Snowflakes....

I have had many people ask to take a Pic.... and a few that stop me and complain its offensive.....
I always replie..... "YES..... Melted another one"

 

[Pluperfect]

Not a bumper sticker, but there was an 18-wheeler that had a sign on the back that said something like, "Our drivers are skilled and courteous." Someone had etched into the dirt below it with their finger, "EXCEPT KEVIN."

Back like 25 years ago when the definition of having sex changed, I had a bumper sticker made that bragged, "My daughter is technically a virgin."

And long before that, I had a brand new car (still had paper license plates) that got hit in an intersection--two cars collided and one of them bounced into me, innocently sitting over in the right turn lane. There was contention over which of those two drivers' insurance company was going to fix my car. I finally went to the t-shirt-making place at the mall and had them make me a bumper sticker that said, "State Farm Won't Pay For This" and put it over near the damage. I'd get thumbs-ups from random people driving around.

After several weeks, I finally got a State Farm adjuster assigned and when we went around to the back of the car, he saw the bumper sticker and said, "That's not funny." So I said, "When the bumper comes off, so does the bumper sticker."

 

[Marc]

One of my favorite when we lived in Florida; saw on I-4 in Orlando

If its Tourist Season Why Can't We Shoot Them

And the one I want to put on my car

Kinetic Energy:
A Terrible Thing to Waste