Share any funny bumper stickers you've seen.

[Allytx]

 

[Allytx]

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[FiveDriver]

I saw the following, painted on the back tailgate of one of those big dump trucks that run so recklessly up and down the roads around here --

"This Truck Not Responsible for Broken Windsheilds."

Run spellcheck on Windshields if you have to.
I'm surprised they spelled Responsible correctly.

 

[harley]

I've seen the movie and get it.

How do you like the Highlander? It's high on our list as a next vehicle, but I'm concerned the 4cyl motor might not be enough.

Sorry for the slow response. I'm not here all that often.

I love my Highlander, but it's a 2004, and I don't think owning it gives me any expertise on the newer ones. But if I was shopping for a new car, I'd definitely consider one. But I'd also be concerned about the 4-cyl engine.

 

[Car-Guy]

Not a bumper sticker but I have this printed on a T-Shirt I'm wearing now.

 

[FI_RElater]

Not a bumper sticker but I have this printed on a T-Shirt I'm wearing now.

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I'm trying to get a bumper sticker,
" I'm not a complete idiot...
some parts are missing"

 

[Boose]

I have a friend who has walked away from two totaled Highlanders (rear-ended both times).
He says he will never buy anything else.

Remind me not to drive where your friend lives!

 

[scfr]

Around 10 years ago, spotted at a sandwich shop in Corpus Christi: "I'm the quiet neighbor with a big freezer."

 

[silvor]

Not to hijack this find thread, the 6 cyl is no longer produced. 2023 models were the last year.

I didn’t know that. So 2.4L is it. Ugh.

 

[gamboolman]

Being Texans, we have had one of these magnet stickers on our vehicles for years.
But some folks take it at face value and have took them ha !

 

[Squirrel]

On our manual shift car:
A schematic of the gear shift
(millennial anti-theft device)

 

[GalaxyBoy]

A septic company here has this written on the backs of their trucks: “On weekends, we haul milk.”

 

[ArmchairMillionaire]

On our manual shift car:
A schematic of the gear shift
(millennial anti-theft device)

Here's a similar one to the one on my truck:

Endangered Species

 

[street]

Not really a bumper sticker but kind of. Lol I seen this a guy posted and said his girlfriend went to get him a beer from the back of his truck and left him a bumper sticker.

 

[2HOTinPHX]

These stickers were on the back of the same car. Good clue to stay far away from this driver when on the road.

 

[aja8888]

Seen on the road near me:

 

[2HOTinPHX]

Seen on the road near me:
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My wife found this one way more funny than I did for some reason...

 

[Koolau]

A septic company here has this written on the backs of their trucks: “On weekends, we haul milk.”

Perhaps the grossest name I've ever seen on a truck: The company apparently pumps septic systems and showed its name as "USED FOOD."

 

[ArmchairMillionaire]

Perhaps the grossest name I've ever seen on a truck: The company apparently pumps septic systems and showed its name as "USED FOOD."

We live in a rural area and I've seen lots of septic tank pumpers with many colorful slogans such as:

Dealer in Used Food

We're #1 in the #2 Business

A Royal Flush Beats a Full House

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

But one of my favorite bumper stickers was on a Ford DeathStar (Windstar) that simply said:
"Honk if Parts Fall Off"

 

[Time2]

A septic company here has this written on the backs of their trucks: “On weekends, we haul milk.”

Funny but! I saw a news story on how they 'wash' the tankers' between chemical deliveries and and edible liquid food product deliveries. I didn't satisfy me.

 

[skipro33]

I had one on my truck;

I LOVE ANIMIALS
THEY'RE DELICIOUS!

 

[CaptTom]