Eh, I'm on 6 1/2 acres, pretty secluded, so I'll confess sometimes a swim suit has been optional!
As for sequence of returns, every time my birthday came up, one of my friends would say "Welp, you're not retired yet!!" (except for this most recent one, when I did announce my retirement). The reason my friend would do this is because he was under the impression that I once said I was going to retire on my 40th birthday.
What I actually said, early in 2000, was "if the stock market keeps up like this, I'll be able to retire when I'm 40!" Somehow I managed a 40% return in 1999. If, by some miracle, I kept up a 40% rate of return consistently every year, I probably WOULD have been able to retire in 2010, when I turned 40.
Well, as it turned out, I was down about 5% or so in 2000. Maybe another 30% in 2001 and perhaps 25% in 2002. 2003-07 was a good time, but then 2008 wiped that out and then some. I had recovered pretty nicely by the time I turned 40 in 2010, but nowhere NEAR ready to retire! Still, I said it as a joke, even though my friend took me seriously.