Your Tax Dollars at Work

[JPatrick]

The local paper ran a story today about FEMA looking into hurricane evacuee scams.  A team goes around the city trying to determine if these folks are still eligible for bucks to stay in hotels.
Among the reports were a brothel being run out of a room as well as a meth lab.  Part of the process is a face to face interview, and from these interviews has emerged a true pearl of the ages.
FEMA Dude: Do you have a job?
Male Evacuee: No and I'm not looking for one due to my disability.
FEMA Dude: What disability?
Male Evacuee: I have "anal glaucoma"
FEMA Dude: What's that?
Male Evacuee:  I can't see my ass working.

Nobody could make this stuff up

 

[Cut-Throat]

Sounds like he would fit in here! - That's what I have! - Anal Glaucoma!

 

[JPatrick]

Sounds like he would fit in here!  - That's what I have! - Anal Glaucoma!

Don't get carried away CT, I've already started the paperwork to copywrite "anal glaucom" 8)

 

[REWahoo]

Don't get carried away CT, I've already started the paperwork to copywrite "anal glaucom" 8)

Sorry guys, but I beat you by a couple of years...

http://early-retirement.org/forums/index.php?topic=498.msg5813#msg5813

 

[JPatrick]

Sorry guys, but I beat you by a couple of years...

http://early-retirement.org/forums/index.php?topic=498.msg5813#msg5813

So how do you like your hotel room??

 

[REWahoo]

So how do you like your hotel room??

It was fine until those damn FEMA people showed up!