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Old 01-22-2010, 10:45 AM   #1
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Best duct tape story ever.

Now just try to top this.

The Duct Tape Plane – Best Duct Tape Story Ever!
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Not a better story, but duct tape fans will appreciate this link:

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I'm waiting for someone to post photos of another way duct tape provides uplift--duct tape lingerie
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A timely thread just when I'm looking for a quick repair for my rain parka, it already has lots of zippers and velcro, I'm torn between going with matching teal colored duct tape or trying to match the gray velcro.

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I'm waiting for someone to post photos of another way duct tape provides uplift--duct tape lingerie
Plus no waxing charges..... yikes!
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I'm waiting for someone to post photos of another way duct tape provides uplift--duct tape lingerie
No way! Bras and pantyhose are too hard to remove already.

But if you really want it...

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And that is winter clothing in Houston (Dressing for "winter")
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Geez harley...just looking at that pic is painful for me. I sure hope she has some other type of material on her 'niblets'...otherwise...
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But if you really want it...
"Hey, buddy, my nametag's down here on my left knee!"

Good thing she's drinking. She's gonna need all the anesthesia she can hold when she starts getting "undressed"...
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Here ya go...

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The pic of the gal in the duct tape bikini is painful for me to look at in so many ways...
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A new use for duct tape: depilator.
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The pic of the gal in the duct tape bikini is painful for me to look at in so many ways...
When you consider that half the fun of a present is unwrapping it, it's pretty painful for us guys to look at too.
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Assuming the clearer top half of the liquid in the glass she is holding (you did notice she is holding a glass, didn't you guys? ) is an alcoholic elixir, she likely will not feel the removal of her garments until many hours later.
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Mythbusters made a duck-tape/duct tape boat. Was pretty cool! Check it out sometime. GET ER DONE
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To be honest...I did not notice the drink until BestWife mentioned it. However, I want to know what she's going to do when she needs to go the powder room...
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Saw a story some time ago where the bear attacked a person (not a plane) and the guy duct taped himself together so he could hike out to find a hospital.

man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds - trail talk - TheBackpacker.com
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Old 01-31-2010, 12:21 PM   #18
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Ouch..I hope that lady with the duct tape bikini complete shaves all over or else...ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! That's one way to get a Brazilian wax!

That bear story is from Wasilla..isn't that Palin's home?
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A new use for duct tape: depilator.
Is there ANY possibility she may have put 2 pieces of duct tape sticky side to sticky side before affixing it to herself?
That would have my approach, but then again...maybe I'm expecting too much rocket science here.
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