Enron Trial Verdict
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You know, I havent really investigated this option too thoroughly. The standard ER plan is working for me so far. Got it on the back burner though, just in case.
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Exerpts from "Kenny Boy Goes to Jail", the inside story of Ken Lay's first day in prison.
8:05: Lay meets cellmate Leon "Bonecrusher" Smith, serving 20-30 for armed robbery and carjacking. "Lay is NOT a good name to have in prison," the blue-collared white-collar criminal is told. Lay is consoled by the fact that he's the smartest guy in THIS room, although certainly not the most athletic.
10:35: Lay assigned to first work detail -- breaking up a fight in the shower.
11:35: Lay treated by prison doctor for deep cuts and contusions and released back to cell, still woozy and muttering, "God is in control."
11:45: Lay complains to cellmate that "they didn't just throw the book at me, they threw the bookcase." Is told, "You must have me confused with someone who gives a rat's ass."
12:30: In prison lunchroom, is informed he doesn't meet moral standards needed to join Aryan Brotherhood. Wonders if he could saw through his cell bars with stale bread he's been served.
1:15: Guy serving time for kiddie-porn refuses offer to shake hands with Lay.
2:10: During card game, makes mistake of trying to hire large Latino inmate to clean his cell.
2:15: Lay re-admitted to outpatient clinic.
5:00: At dinner, tries a display of bravado to show fellow inmates he's one of them. "I'm in here for 20 years. I stole $2 billion and cost 5,600 people their jobs," he boasts. Inmate next to him replies "I'm in here for 30 years for stealing $200 from a 7-11."
5:01: Lay leaves mess hall early to tidy up and remove mixture of chipped beef in gravy, lima beans, pound cake and steaming coffee dumped down his trousers.
6:45: Tells prison chaplain his father was a minister. Chaplain resolves to change denominations.
7:08: Asks name of scary-looking dude in next cell. Is told "Arthur Andersen."
8:05: Lay meets cellmate Leon "Bonecrusher" Smith, serving 20-30 for armed robbery and carjacking. "Lay is NOT a good name to have in prison," the blue-collared white-collar criminal is told. Lay is consoled by the fact that he's the smartest guy in THIS room, although certainly not the most athletic.
10:35: Lay assigned to first work detail -- breaking up a fight in the shower.
11:35: Lay treated by prison doctor for deep cuts and contusions and released back to cell, still woozy and muttering, "God is in control."
11:45: Lay complains to cellmate that "they didn't just throw the book at me, they threw the bookcase." Is told, "You must have me confused with someone who gives a rat's ass."
12:30: In prison lunchroom, is informed he doesn't meet moral standards needed to join Aryan Brotherhood. Wonders if he could saw through his cell bars with stale bread he's been served.
1:15: Guy serving time for kiddie-porn refuses offer to shake hands with Lay.
2:10: During card game, makes mistake of trying to hire large Latino inmate to clean his cell.
2:15: Lay re-admitted to outpatient clinic.
5:00: At dinner, tries a display of bravado to show fellow inmates he's one of them. "I'm in here for 20 years. I stole $2 billion and cost 5,600 people their jobs," he boasts. Inmate next to him replies "I'm in here for 30 years for stealing $200 from a 7-11."
5:01: Lay leaves mess hall early to tidy up and remove mixture of chipped beef in gravy, lima beans, pound cake and steaming coffee dumped down his trousers.
6:45: Tells prison chaplain his father was a minister. Chaplain resolves to change denominations.
7:08: Asks name of scary-looking dude in next cell. Is told "Arthur Andersen."
