Very funny and you all covered a lot of them. Seems the bigger the company the more buzzwords we have. Here's a few:
1. Modalities (one VP started, others picked up) This is not a business term I've ever heard. Crossword puzzle maybe. It was used in place of Business Units under Divisions.
2. Nexus
3. Lessons Learned (Ok, I must confess, sometimes for fun, I start using a word/phrase and see if it catches on. This lasted almost 3 years, slides, etc.) Reason I did it? Was assigned a project that I knew would be a disaster so we didn't fail we learned lessons.
3. PMP = Performance Management Program, has objectives, like MBO's.
4. Behavior Modification (really, good luck)
5. Strategic Planner Meetings, nothing strategic here, I made a spreadsheet up in 2007 to list tasks people were working on. Just gave it that name to make it sound important.
There's more, but also seems I'm a culprit to, but it's a game for me.