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Old 01-29-2007, 07:26 PM   #1
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For those of you who benefit from Viagra...

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced recently that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Yet another good reason to look forward to ER.
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After reading the title and skimming, I was going to move this to Health and ER.

Then I finished reading it, and realize that H & ER is not worthy. Carry on.
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Viagra is made in Pfizer's Irish plant in Ringaskiddy, Cork.
Q: what do Cork people call Viagra?
A: the Pfizer Riser.
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You're crackin' me up...so to speak!
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Darn funney, mickeyd ... thanks for a good laugh.
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Hair pills and boner pills.

Wonder who's funding the drug companies?
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Hair pills and boner pills.

Wonder who's funding the drug companies?
Boomers! including many members of this Forum!
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mickedyd:

Are you really the author of that piece? Brilliant!

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Boomers! including many members of this Forum!
Been doing some field research?

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Just make sure you dont take both at the same time.

Stiff hair that wants to be stroked and fuzzy private parts...:P
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We Pfizer shareholders are riding the backs...nevermind.
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Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Hey, I'm telling you, this is no joke. I know of two women recently who went with their 70/80 year old mothers to have their breast implants removed.

Only in America...!
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Now why the heck would you take your 80 year old mother with you while you're having your implants removed?

Unless....

AUGH!

NOW I need viagra...
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