I was going through some old computer files and found this:
[FONT="]Who's an old geezer!!![/FONT]
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[FONT="]1. Name the Beatles. _________ ________ ________ __________[/FONT]
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[FONT="]2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _______ !"[/FONT]
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[FONT="]3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____![/FONT]
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[FONT="]4. What do M&M's do? ____ ____ ____ ____, ____ ____ ____ ____[/FONT]
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[FONT="]5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____ _____.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ ______.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ _____ _____ ______ ______ ______[/FONT]
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[FONT="]8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______ G. _______.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____![/FONT]
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[FONT="]10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ ____.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; _____ ______ _____ _____ _________?[/FONT]
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[FONT="]13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War.uh-huh,huh. yea; what is it good for? , ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ ______.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ ______.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ___."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ____ ____,____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]21. "I found my thrill, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]22. ____ ____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]23. "Good night, David." "____ ____,____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. ____! ____ ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]Don’t peek until you answer all the questions.[/FONT]
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[FONT="]ANSWERS:[/FONT]
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[FONT="]1. John, Paul, George, Ringo[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. Oh, my[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. It's Howdy Doody Time![/FONT]
[FONT="]4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. Wonder Bread[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. Cassius Clay[/FONT]
[FONT="]7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsident[/FONT]
[FONT="]8. Maynard G. Krebbs[/FONT]
[FONT="]9. Why? Because we like you.[/FONT]
[FONT="]10. A little dab'll do ya.[/FONT]
[FONT="]11. over 30[/FONT]
[FONT="]12. who wrote the book of love[/FONT]
[FONT="]13. Absolutely nothin'[/FONT]
[FONT="]14. the American way[/FONT]
[FONT="]15. Joe Namath[/FONT]
[FONT="]16. "cause I eats me spinach"[/FONT]
[FONT="]17. Mary Martin[/FONT]
[FONT="]18. is a failure to communicate[/FONT]
[FONT="]19. Richard Nixon[/FONT]
[FONT="]20. Big John, Big Bad John[/FONT]
[FONT="]21. On Blueberry Hill[/FONT]
[FONT="]22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.[/FONT]
[FONT="]23. Good night, Chet.[/FONT]
[FONT="]24. pants on fire[/FONT]
[FONT="]25. Smile you're on Candid Camera[/FONT]
[FONT="]26. he is us[/FONT]
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[FONT="]SCORING:[/FONT]
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[FONT="]24-26 correct - You're probably 50+ years old[/FONT]
[FONT="]20-23 correct - Most likely in your 40's[/FONT]
[FONT="]15-19 correct - Are we in our 30's?[/FONT]
[FONT="]10-14 correct - Must be in your 20's!![/FONT]
[FONT="]1-9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenager.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]Who's an old geezer!!![/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]1. Name the Beatles. _________ ________ ________ __________[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _______ !"[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" _____ _____ _____ _____![/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]4. What do M&M's do? ____ ____ ____ ____, ____ ____ ____ ____[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? _____ _____.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as _____ ______.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ _____ _____ ______ ______ ______[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, ______ G. _______.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]9. M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: _____? ____ _____ _____ _____![/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]10. "Brylcream: ____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone _____ ____.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who; _____ ______ _____ _____ _________?[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War.uh-huh,huh. yea; what is it good for? , ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and _____ ____ _____.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _____ ______.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, ____ ____ ____ ___ ____. I'm Popeye the sailor man."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ______ ______.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, ____ ____ ____ ____ ___."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have ____ ____ to kick around anymore."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to ____ ____,____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]21. "I found my thrill, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]22. ____ ____ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]23. "Good night, David." "____ ____,____."[/FONT]
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[FONT="]24. "Liar, liar, ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. ____! ____ ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ____ ____ ____."[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]Don’t peek until you answer all the questions.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]ANSWERS:[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]1. John, Paul, George, Ringo[/FONT]
[FONT="]2. Oh, my[/FONT]
[FONT="]3. It's Howdy Doody Time![/FONT]
[FONT="]4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.[/FONT]
[FONT="]5. Wonder Bread[/FONT]
[FONT="]6. Cassius Clay[/FONT]
[FONT="]7. when you brush your teeth with Pepsident[/FONT]
[FONT="]8. Maynard G. Krebbs[/FONT]
[FONT="]9. Why? Because we like you.[/FONT]
[FONT="]10. A little dab'll do ya.[/FONT]
[FONT="]11. over 30[/FONT]
[FONT="]12. who wrote the book of love[/FONT]
[FONT="]13. Absolutely nothin'[/FONT]
[FONT="]14. the American way[/FONT]
[FONT="]15. Joe Namath[/FONT]
[FONT="]16. "cause I eats me spinach"[/FONT]
[FONT="]17. Mary Martin[/FONT]
[FONT="]18. is a failure to communicate[/FONT]
[FONT="]19. Richard Nixon[/FONT]
[FONT="]20. Big John, Big Bad John[/FONT]
[FONT="]21. On Blueberry Hill[/FONT]
[FONT="]22. Jimmy Durante - Wherever you are.[/FONT]
[FONT="]23. Good night, Chet.[/FONT]
[FONT="]24. pants on fire[/FONT]
[FONT="]25. Smile you're on Candid Camera[/FONT]
[FONT="]26. he is us[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]SCORING:[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]
[FONT="]24-26 correct - You're probably 50+ years old[/FONT]
[FONT="]20-23 correct - Most likely in your 40's[/FONT]
[FONT="]15-19 correct - Are we in our 30's?[/FONT]
[FONT="]10-14 correct - Must be in your 20's!![/FONT]
[FONT="]1-9 correct - You're, like, sorta a teenager.[/FONT]
[FONT="] [/FONT]