brewer12345
Give me a museum and I'll fill it. (Picasso) Give me a forum ...
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Ha-I even stand to sh*t. How's that for testosteronie?
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Especially when you decide to "upper deck" your host, right?
Ha-I even stand to sh*t. How's that for testosteronie?
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DS and I went to see Paula Poundstone (stand up comic)...
Um, yeah...I think we already had the manscaping discussion a few years ago, wherein I learned alarming things from some of our younger, ahem, members. You'll have to search for it, I am too shy to put the link.
But it was something about a new man-region shaver is all I remember.
If you don't get hair in your teeth, you ain't really makin' love...
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Man Card: Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing non-respectable-male things.
Okay, Susie, Wilma, Betty-Lou, Wendy and all the rest of you girls - your man cards have all been revoked. The only exceptions are Europeans because I'm not sure we ever actually passed out man cards in places where guys carry purses.
Geez, what's next, a discussion on manscaping?
Yep, this European never received the "man card". I guess we don't need cards to prove we are real men...
Yes, the purse says it all.
Indeed.Yes, the purse says it all.
61. A man purse is still a purse.You mean the murse, right?
I'm not sure about the source on this law though.112. All men must stand while urinating. The only exceptions to this are if you ill and can't stand or you have no legs. Anyone that violates this will be demoted to Man Bitch and your gender will be questioned.
OK, now how many have peed in the sink?
Oh man, I hate to take this otherwise very important thread off-topic but what *IS* up with the man-capris? Living in California, we get loads of Europeans visitors here in August. DW and I were just talking about the capris this past weekend. Women look SO good in capris, but guys.... I suppose the American tourist equivalent that Europeans find amusing is the baseball cap or the thick cargo shorts.And what's up with the man capris over there?
I have turn the water on and go. It sucks when you gotta go and the person is taking for ever in the bathroom. Also stayed in a really cheap hotel once where I had a sink in the hotel room and the bathroom was 50 feet down the hall, guess which I chose to use in the middle of the night.OK, now how many have peed in the sink?
I had a friend who swore his grandma could pee standing up. Not knowing the woman, I could only take his word for it. The rest of us are grateful for you putting the seat down!
If you don't get hair in your teeth, you ain't really makin' love...
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Stayed in a sleazy hotel once. Sink in room, bathroom shared down the hall. No requirement for number two. Guess the rest.OK, now how many have peed in the sink?
OK, now how many have peed in the sink?
Um, yeah...I think we already had the manscaping discussion a few years ago, wherein I learned alarming things from some of our younger, ahem, members. You'll have to search for it, I am too shy to put the link.
But it was something about a new man-region shaver is all I remember.