Important Early Retiree News

[MasterBlaster]

You got it here first.... The Important stuff

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis - Yahoo! News

Now that's a whole nuther' take on what defines a hot date.

 

[travelover]

"The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation."

Poor choice of words

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

a weenie roast

 

[peggy]

You got it here first.... The Important stuff

Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis - Yahoo! News

Now that's a whole nuther' take on what defines a hot date.

Without having read the article, my initial reaction was, "Was that before or after she cut it off?"

(I know, I know -- go straight to H***, do not pass Purgatory, do not collect Redemption...)

 

[FinanceDude]

Here's the best quote:

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

 

[calmloki]

Maybe this should be combined with the Men-Stay Single, Live Long thread?

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

Maybe this should be combined with the Men-Stay Single, Live Long thread?

or the more obvious: Anyone For Burning Man?

 

[Leonidas]

...I don't know what I did to deserve this.

Maybe you were a drunk bum with exhibitionist tendencies and low class?

...set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka,

It's fun to laugh at the story, but I actually saw this happen to a guy once, and that was no fun at all. In the beginning stages of trying to sort out a domestic disturbance one afternoon, GF responded to BF's demand of "B$%tch, serve me some dinner!", by dumping a pan of bowling grits in his lap. He wasn't naked, but he was sitting at the table wearing his wife beater t-shirt and a pair of boxers, while sucking down a 40 ounce. (another high class dude). Then she proceeded to smack him repeatedly on his head and face with the hot pan while I tried to stop her.

 

[Nords]

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper.

I wonder if they'll follow up on the flexibility (so to speak) of the skin grafts...

 

[lazygood4nothinbum]

I wonder if they'll follow up on the flexibility (so to speak) of the skin grafts...

the success of such an operation is hard to predict.

 

[Nords]

the success of such an operation is hard to predict.

That's what I was thinking too: