Mathematical analysis: leaving the toilet seat down is inefficient

[cute fuzzy bunny]

...Its NEVER really about the seat...

 

[Moemg]

...Its NEVER really about the seat...

Oh no it's about the seat when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night ,half asleep and fall into to the toilet ! Or maybe it's about the (stupid oaf ) Significant Other who left the seat up !

 

[cube_rat]

Oh no it's about the seat when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night ,half asleep and fall into to the toilet ! !

That's right, you tell em sister!

 

[Gumby]

I have considered the passive aggressive approach of just leaving the seat down 100% of the time, but I suspect that would generate even greater negative feedback.

 

[HFWR]

Lid closed; case closed...

 

[Khan]

Seat and lid down except when being used or cleaned.

Keeps out kids, pets, and anything you might drop.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

That's right, you tell em sister!

Hey, if your men were doing their jobs right, you wouldnt be regaining consciousness until it was morning and light out enough to see that the seat is up!

IF even then!