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Old 02-13-2007, 08:41 AM   #1
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New retirement plan, 400 million in a year, no money down

For the women...
A. find rich man, get married
B. kill off rich man (helps if he is 85+ years old)
For the men....
A. find rich women, get women pregnant
B. announce you are the father
C. kill women, any other children, so you child is sole heir
D. cross you fingers that you really are the father

Otherwise known as the Anna Nicole Smith plans

And people think I'm crazy when I tell them I'm glad I'm
neither rich or famous.
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Re: New retirement plan, 400 million in a year, no money down
Old 02-13-2007, 01:38 PM   #2
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Re: New retirement plan, 400 million in a year, no money down

You have a problem in what you wrote...

For men... C is important in the order you do it...

C1. Kill off all other children
C2 Kill woman

If you did it how you wrote, (kill woman first, then other children) you got the problem of the assets going to the other children first.... and they MIGHT have a will leaving everything to charity or Uncle George...

Planning is IMPORTANT...
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