Famous W. C. Fields quote:
"How do you like children, Mr. Fields?"
"Parboiled."
Very early on when I was dating DW, she said something along the lines of "Children should be locked in a closet until they're 21". My thought was "Hey, I'm starting to LIKE this girl!" I forget what it was that set her off.
Of course now that she has grandnieces and grandnephews, it's a whole different story.