Well, I'm happy to report we survived. Ended up going with both my DD's yesterday evening.
We were all nervous but it ended up being an awesome experience. The freefall was a rush and the canopy ride was beautiful. I did not expect to say this, but I would do it again. Although I have no plans. Cross this one off the bucket list!
Thanks to all the advice above. I'm happy to report no deaths, drool, crotch discomfort, tongue biting, or broken patella. I'm unsure about the gas but if that occured it was while dropping 120mph so it probably did not disturb anybody.
The best part (besides surviving) was doing it with my two daughters. That part will always be special. And we have the videos to relive it.
If you've ever thought about this I recommend it!
Next up for me........bull riding