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Old 07-09-2015, 09:01 PM   #21
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Old 07-09-2015, 09:01 PM   #22
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One of my favorites from the last election cycle:


"Cthulu in 2012 - Why Vote for the Lesser Evil?"


And my new favorite for the next election cycle:


"Monica Lewinsky's Ex-Boyfriend's Wife for President!"
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Old 07-09-2015, 09:51 PM   #23
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I can't help but post this one: Bosses are like diapers , full of s---, and always all over your ass.
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Old 07-10-2015, 11:33 AM   #24
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A Duct Tape Addendum...

Duct tape can't fix stupid.... but it can muffle the sound!!!
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Old 07-10-2015, 05:32 PM   #25
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Old 07-10-2015, 05:56 PM   #26
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When I lived in Florida:

"If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them"

And the one I want to get made for my car:

"Kinetic energy: A terrible thing to waste"

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Old 07-10-2015, 08:03 PM   #27
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This one really made me do a double take....big letters, small picture:

"Put something exciting between your legs" (Kawasaki motorcycle photo to the right of the words.)
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Old 07-10-2015, 08:48 PM   #28
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Old 07-10-2015, 10:10 PM   #29
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Old 07-10-2015, 11:02 PM   #30
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Old 07-11-2015, 09:16 AM   #31
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Old 07-11-2015, 10:50 AM   #32
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Old 07-11-2015, 11:23 AM   #33
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Old 07-11-2015, 11:32 AM   #34
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The first bumper sticker I saw when I moved from Philadelphia to Orlando Florida in 1998; "We Don't Care How You Did It Up North".

A friend had this on his truck; "Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me".
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This one made me guffaw, up in NorCal:

"If you're ridin' my a&&, you'd better be pullin' my hair."

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Old 07-11-2015, 06:05 PM   #36
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Draft Beer, Not Me
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