Some Of The Best Bumper Stickers Ever

[Marc]

When I lived in Florida:

"If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them"

And the one I want to get made for my car:

"Kinetic energy: A terrible thing to waste"

Marc

 

[Whisper66]

This one really made me do a double take....big letters, small picture:

"Put something exciting between your legs" (Kawasaki motorcycle photo to the right of the words.)

 

[Valen]

My favorite from the 70's:

"Down with Hot Pants"

 

[aja8888]

From my days in Southern California:

"The weather's here, wish you were beautiful"

 

[FireBug]

4 wheel drives (printed upside down) "If you can read this, flip me over"

 

[Car-Guy]

Welcome to Texas! Now get the hell out.

These words should be on every Texas license plate

 

[Moemg]

The best bumper sticker I ever saw .

Clap if you have the honk !

 

[Pbkmaine]

On a car with Wisconsin plates: "You've Got a Friend in Cheeses"

 

[Silver]

The first bumper sticker I saw when I moved from Philadelphia to Orlando Florida in 1998; "We Don't Care How You Did It Up North".

A friend had this on his truck; "Women Love Me, Fish Fear Me".

 

[Accidental Retiree]

This one made me guffaw, up in NorCal:

"If you're ridin' my a&&, you'd better be pullin' my hair."

 

[Walt34]

My favorite from the '60's:

Draft Beer, Not Me

 

[Gumby]

"I always thought getting this old would take a lot longer."