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"Most cities have soul, but Dallas must have been at the bank when they passed it around..."
Austin Lounge Lizards
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Oh, good, so now you've made them mad. By any chance have you seen a single one of the "Alien" movies? How do you know whether you're Sigourney Weaver or one of the extras?!?We got rakes and tore the web down about 2-3 hours ago. It's already back again. This is twilight zone stuff . . .
It's already been done. The original was released in 1978, followed by a couple of sequels and spin offs, including an animated TV cartoon series.So, when is the movie, Giant Killer Texas Spiders, coming out.
I'd recommend a truckload at least...I'm leaving for Dallas Texas from Fla. tomorrow morning. Should I bring my Tomato spray?
Well, you need to bring more like a blow torch I think. I'm certainly heading to Lowe's tomorrow to see what I can find. Whether it is tomatoes or spiders, all the vegetation and varmints are out to get us!
I was out hacking down some kind of killer vine when I fell into the spiderweb!
I still don't have that job finished but I am not going back out without a blow torch or dynamite!
Here's a story idea for your first script: Texas town wonders if mythical beast was foundTexasGal Jones and the Garden of Doom
Here's a story idea for your first script: Texas town wonders if mythical beast was found
Maybe you can get Stephen King to do the screenplay...
Gosh, I don't understand. Texas has a large & active community of Hawaii expats who'd be delighted to invite some of those feral piggies to preside at their next luau... mmmmm... kalua pork...
If they're not able to handle the backlog then I know a few guys in Kipahulu who might be interested!
Maybe Larry Craig would be willing to take a supporting role:
Chupacabra means "goat sucker" in Spanish
Act I, Scene 1
Focus in to the approach to the Dallas-Fort Worth airport. Zoom to Men's washroom in 3D:
LC: Yep, yep, yep, Howdy. Wanna see the ring on my finger?.............................
Depends on where you move. We moved to a small town which is served by a local electric co-op. We pay far less per kilowatt-hour than we did in Houston.I will post some serious comments about retiring in Texas --
Housing costs in Texas aren't as good as they appear. The property taxes are oppressive and should not be ignored until it's too late. The overall cost of living isn't high but a $200,000 home can have $7,000 per year in annual property taxes. Because of the natural disasters, home insurance is high and the regulators are "insurance company friendly." Electricity is essential for the AC and has some of the highest rates in the nation. $400 per month is normal for our 4 to 6 months of "summer."
But again -- we're talking about *retiring* in Texas here. I would guess that more FIREd people would prefer to *avoid* booming areas. There are pockets of great scenery in Texas. The area I live in was absolutely gorgeous this spring with all the wildflowers in bloom everywhere you looked, from mid-March through May the display was just ridiculously beautiful.Most of the booming parts of Texas have little scenery.
True. But in all honestly, I'm surprised at how much my body is acclimating. I'm not going to claim 96 degrees is comfortable, but after a few summers of it, it just doesn't seem so bad. At least it's less humid here (usually) than Houston, but not so much this year.Outdoor activities are limited by the heat.
Wags, now that you mention it, I think that thing looks more like Willie than anyone else. Have we seen him lately? Wonder if he stumbled around on the highway and fell into some trouble?