Hmmm - skip the Nigerian stuff unless you're an ex pat located in a non extradition country.
A guy I know started a part time church, his brother was an actual full time minister.
If you liked Smokey and the bandit - run live seafood to Chicago by passing the scales.
Hire out weekends to a limo company and chauffer/ferry cars as needed.
BTY - given the choice - it's probably better to and out and out crook than a financial planner.
Refurb/provision yachts headed for Jimmy Buffett places in winter.