Forget PE/10, Dow Theory And All That Boring Stuff

[haha]

All you need to predict the stock market is the SI Swimsuit Issue.

SI Swimsuit Issue - Blondes vs. Brunettes - CNBC By The Numbers - CNBC.com

Ha

 

[Free To Canoe]

More reliable than a growth fund manager and easier on the eyes.

Free

 

[JPatrick]

Well I paid a quick visit to the link just to be polite to ha, but if you want my Dow Theory, you'll have to pry it out of my cold, lifeless hand...

 

[Bikerdude]

What about the fake boobs vs the real boobs indicator?

 

[Dawg52]

How about a shaved vs a trimmed indicator?

 

[Bestwifeever]

I don't know, I guess it depends on their asset allocations if you're into that kind of theory....

 

[Gpond]

Do they have a indicator for bleached blondes?

 

[Khan]

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/02/09/funny-pictures-cnn/

 

[Leonidas]

Funny cat photo.

Hmmm, I wonder if the WSJ still has the monkey throwing darts at stock charts portfolio?

 

[Gpond]

Funny cat photo.

Hmmm, I wonder if the WSJ still has the monkey throwing darts at stock charts portfolio?

The monkey made the big time and got a show on CNBC called Mad Money.

 

[plattj1]

What about the fake boobs vs the real boobs indicator?

"If I can touch 'em they're real enough for me." - Dennis Leary

 

[Koolau]

Or as the lady said. Yes they're all mine. I paid for them!