"Dear American Friend,
My name is Ngkoka Kgnonji, I am the son of the recently deceased finance minister of Nigeria. The generous inheritance I have of recently received from my father is presently safekeepingly kept in the Bank of Nigeria. I could use your assistance of converting the sum into US dollars (over three millions at today's exchange rate) and moving it to a US bank. For your assistance in this matter, I will pay you a fee of 15%. Please contact me at this email address. Time is of the essence, as the situation here is turbulent."
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