Sudden Epiphany

My boss is on her second term of office. Two terms is the limit. It's likely that I will be one of the people considered to take her place 3-4 years from now. I reckon I should have at least 90% of my ducks in a row right about then. I might not be the only person getting an epiphany. ;)
 
Sort of... I announced it on Wednesday. Signed the paperwork on Thursday. Last day was that Friday. It was that quick.
 
Epiphany is by definition sudden. Epiphany happens...to some of us. Its what you do with it that matters. Quitting work the next day may well be a waste of revelation. Take a deep breath, think, dream dreams, let them happen.
 
I had a five year management contract that ended June 30th. So I talked to the board about ending our relationship then. They said nothing. Weeks went by. June 30th came and went. Then on July 7th, they said they would accept my decision. But no planning had been done. So we agreed on 30 days transition and on August 7th I was free!

At that point I decided to do some serious planning. Built a rolling 5-year financial plan and budget. Did some serious portfolio work. That was 7 years ago. So far so good...
 
My magacorp boss pulled me into office and let me in on his secret ... he was retiring today and my job was eliminated - due to a contract loss - in Oct (14 months away).

Used the time - 14 months - wisely; FIRED and haven't been back to the building since.
 
Not quite there yet.
I began seriously planning for retirement about five years ago.
At that time I received options for a large amount of stock which would vest for me in March this year. Gave my official notice to superior in January.
Am now in my last three weeks till early April, which will be my anniversary date and will be paid for several weeks' vacation during April.
Things are going great since getting off the work wagon in April.
Had a nice week in Arkansas.
Then while I was not looking or even thinking about consulting, an offer too good to refuse came my way.
Will be working about two or three days a month and making several thou per month to boot. Even is this lasts only a year, it is great to fund some more travel and spend less money from our stash.
 
Not for ER...but quitting my second job delivering pizzas did involve an epiphany of sorts. I remember it was a Saturday night, we were under-staffed, and the cash wasn't exactly flowing in. I had gotten fed up with the district manager, who didn't like me, but I could sort of get away with things because I was their best driver at that store.

Well, the stock market was doing pretty well. This was November 2000, and while the tech sector was starting to dive, I was at an all-time high, financially. I decided that the next customer that pissed me off, I'd quit the moment I walked back in the door. It didn't take long. I had to run a delivery almost to the edge of our zone, fighting bad traffic, only to have a snotty kid meet me at the door and give me exact change, no tip. Well, as a driver, I actually make MORE money staying in the store than I do delivering a pizza and not getting a tip, once you factor in fuel, wear and tear on the car, etc. Nevermind the fact driving that far, I wasted a lot of time. I could've had 2 or 3 closer, tipping customers in the same amount of time that this one delivery took.

So, I went back into the store, threw the delivery bag on the table, and said to the closing manager, "That's it, I quit, clock me out". He thought I was kidding. When I made him clock me out, they had no choice but to close down the store, as we were already short-staffed and I was their best driver.

The next day, which was a Sunday, the store manager called me I forget how many times, begging me to come back. I just let it go into voicemail, although eventually I did return his call.

I actually DID try to go back, on a reduced basis, but my heart just wasn't in it anymore. When I worked a regular Thurs/Fri/Sat 5-close, I made good money. I figure it came out to around $16 per hour, after taxes, wages + tips. It was rare for me to clear less than $300 per week. Plus the tax writeoff for the mileage was nice come income tax time. But when I cut down to two nights per week, and was no longer the closing driver, it came out to more like $11-12/hour, and since I'd sometimes get cut early, I was lucky to see $100-120 per week. So, I just gave it up again, after 3 months. I quit on the spot again that second time, but that time I told them that my schedule at my regular job was too hectic, requiring too much last-minute OT, and I didn't want to have to start repeatedly calling out. That left me an out, in case I ever wanted to come back.

And, glutton for punishment, I DID come back! I got bored over the summer of 2001, and started thinking about bringing in some extra cash to help with the whole ER thing. So, I went back to delivering, on September 10, 2001. Well, we all know what happened the following day. That pretty much killed off business, and it just didn't seem worth it to go in anymore, so on Columbus Day 2001, I called and lied and said I got called into my first job on an emergency, and wouldn't be in. And that, unfortunately, I'd have a lot of last-minute OT again, so might as well take me off the delivery schedule until further notice.

It actually wasn't a total lie. In the middle of 2001, my company struck a deal with me, as I was pulling a lot of OT, which was 1.5X back then. They gave me a 10% raise, but reduced the OT to 1.0X rather than 1.5X. I probably averaged around 150-175 hours of OT per year. Not a huge amount, but without fail it would always happen on a night I was scheduled to deliver! I could change the nights I delivered, but then damn if the OT wouldn't switch to those same nights!
 
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