Average Joe can retire rich

[Jay_Gatsby]

Now google is going to direct all searching for gay bestiality porn straight to this website.  Thanks 

Just what we need... more animal lovers.

Would you rather someone post a link to the "goatse" image?

 

[justin]

Would you rather someone post a link to the "goatse" image?

Please, for the love of your sanity, do not google that term. It is not something that should ever be seen.

 

[Jay_Gatsby]

Please, for the love of your sanity, do not google that term.  It is not something that should ever be seen. 

Too true, but I'm not the one who brought up the laundry list of objectionable "adult" material.

 

[haha]

Too true, but I'm not the one who brought up the laundry list of objectionable "adult" material.

Don't worry Gatsby, Daisy won’t report your peculiarities.

Ha

 

[thefed]

this article is retarded, it said:

"IF YOU TRIPLE YOUR CONTIBUTIONS, YOUR SAVINGS WILL BE 3 TIMES MORE!" (2% to 6%)

:

 

[sgeeeee]

. . ."IF YOU TRIPLE YOUR CONTIBUTIONS, YOUR SAVINGS WILL BE 3 TIMES MORE!" (2% to 6%)

:

Wow. Is that true? Do you think someone can produce a mathematical derivation that proves this really happens?

 

[WhodaThunkit]

Probably, but it's gonna have fractals, PDEs, and long-tailed PDFs so it can be published.

 

[Nords]

Wow.  Is that true?  Do you think someone can produce a mathematical derivation that proves this really happens?   

On this board?  No.  We're still too busy trying to derive the formulae for net worth, savings rate, & investment returns.  Don't distract us from these important projects with that tripling higher-math snake oil.

Besides, is that tripling before or after expenses & taxes?

Where's Suze Orman when you need her to help with these complex questions?

 

[Jay_Gatsby]

Don't worry Gatsby, Daisy won’t report your peculiarities.

Ha

Perhaps that's why she won't come back to me and stays with that philanderer Tom...

 

[Jay_Gatsby]

Where's Suze Orman when you need her to help with these complex questions?

Too busy getting her teeth whitened and telling people to sell their stocks at the bottom of the market?

 

[justin]

Wow. Is that true? Do you think someone can produce a mathematical derivation that proves this really happens?

I actually have this mathematical relationship modeled in a comprehensive excel spreadsheet. The file is too big to post, anybody have any ideas on how I can show it to the forum? I'm stuck. I tried to do a screen capture and post it, but the spreadsheet is seven pages long. Help please.


(this is sarcasm).

 

[wstu32]

i like what susy orman does! her 'basic' strategies for some people are right on. Just dont think she is a market / stock picker.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Gosh I hope that was sarcasm too...

 

[wstu32]

she's HOT!

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

Ok, what meds have you taken and have you combined them with alcohol or not?

Seriously...you should call poison control immediately...

 

[wstu32]

THAT was sarcastic....
just having fun with ya...
Have a great weekend! God Bless....