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View Poll Results: How much would you need to win in a lottery to retire completely?
Anything under $500,000 11 17.46%
$500,000 to $1,000,000 15 23.81%
$1,000,000 to $2,000,000 13 20.63%
$2,000,000 to $3,000,000 13 20.63%
$3,000,000 to $4,000,000 1 1.59%
$4,000,000 to $5,000,000 1 1.59%
over $5,000,000 6 9.52%
I would only semi-retire 3 4.76%
I would never retire 0 0%
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Re: If You Win the Lottery
Old 08-28-2005, 02:28 PM   #21
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Re: If You Win the Lottery

Originally Posted by justin
Wear a disguise.* Bleach/color your hair.* Do this when you go on tv.
I was considering wearing a full burqa, disguising my voice as an old Afgan woman, and stating the obvious; that I would be moving back to my homeland and giving all my winnings to the elder tribesmen.

I would then make sure the winnings get direct deposited to a virtual bank, and continue living my secret "Leave it to Beaver" lifestyle in the suburbs.

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You mean I'm suppose to do something else besides two girls at the same time?

Got retiree health care through your company? What if the company goes bankrupt? Retire and go RVing full time? RVs are not structurally sound. You'll die in a fiery crash. Retire and live overseas? What if you die? Aren't you worried about your body? No, I don't think I will be able to seeing how I am dead.
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