Irritable Male Syndrome

More of a semicolon guy myself.
 
I feel like I constantly have to fight the "grumpy old man" syndrome though I'm only 60. I understand now why older people get cranky. There's only so much crap that you can put up with over our lifetime.
 
I guess that makes me the colon guy. Stupid hemorrhoids. :(

Actually, I thought I might want to be an interrobang, but I couldn't make up my mind.
 
Well, duh! MENses, MENstruation, MENopause...see a pattern?

And if that's not convincing enough, ask your GUYnecologist!
 
Ribs are great till you break some...[sound of old crank with abruptly interrupted puffing]
 
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