When to buy that plane ticket?

[2017ish]

I hope you moved Lou's meal first?

That made me laugh! Yeah, we were in an interminable line to takeoff....

 

[kcowan]

I think every traveler needs to complete a profile:
Have underage child who a) kicked seat backs, b) poops diapers.
I eat food that others have found objectionable.
I have flatulence
I snore loudly when I sleep (on your shoulder)
Etc
At a certain level, you are granted a free first class upgrade!