Retiree_Having_Fun
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Alexa: “OMG! What did you eat”
My Alexa warns DO NOT GO IN THERE!!!!
Alexa: “OMG! What did you eat”
...the first thing that came to mind was that some poor engineer, or more likely several of them, went to four or more years of engineering school to redesign something that's been working just fine for more than a century.
This is the future! You can detect all sorts of stuff in your urine and other "drop offs." Who needs a doctor to diagnose? These tests can be done in the comfort of your home. I'm on board with that.Not for me, but there's always someone who will pay for it. I've read where there's toilets in Japan that actually diagnose what you drop off, ie blood in your stool,etc.
One aspect of all this is clear to me.
All new builds and major bathroom renovations should have an electrical outlet installed near the toilet. The additional cost is very low. Doing it later is expensive.
This would have made a great Christmas present! The laughs and comments as DW opened this would be worth the price of admission!
-ERD50
Not quite there, but I did get one of these.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/TOTO-A1...VwgOGCh3KsAPNEAQYAiABEgKp-fD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
Having raised 3 boys (2 of which are still in college and come home between semesters), I can't imagine having one of those in our house.
I see that control panel right next to the seat and shudder. I'll just volunteer that the boys aim isn't always accurate, and I can never identify the culprit.
...from ambient colored lighting to wireless Bluetooth®* music sync capability...
I'm sorry, this one had me ROFL, thinking about syncing the music to the "activities" on the toilet.
Sort of like one of those synchronized fireworks displays on on the Fourth of July.
Perhaps something from John Philip Sousa would be an appropriate selection.
JP Sousa is good. I was thinking more along the lines of Tchaikovsky 1812 Overture.
Neither do I!
I deleted everything Facebook'ish from my phone when a rumour started going around about their app listening in on everything you say. Not sure if it's true but don't trust Zuch a bit and don't have the energy to find out properly.
I'm sorry, this one had me ROFL, thinking about syncing the music to the "activities" on the toilet.
Sort of like one of those synchronized fireworks displays on on the Fourth of July.
Perhaps something from John Philip Sousa would be an appropriate selection.
But I don't think there is a human on the other end listening to your dribble and writing electronic/digital paperback novels.
Perhaps something from John Philip Sousa would be an appropriate selection.
Yeah, those auto flushing toilets freaked out our 2+ year old grand daughter to the point where we couldn’t get her to go to the bathroom one a road trip we were on. I won major points when I stoped at a hotel to use their lobby bathroom that was not only clean, it didn’t have the automatic flush.
I don’t do that often, but I’ve come to learn that most hotels have a nice bathroom near the lobby. I try to use only ones where I typically stay. Mostly Hampton Inns. Better than a gas station - especially for the ladies.
Absolutely! Especially in Japan.I guess the bluetooth function is for shy people who in other situations flood the sink of public bathrooms to create noise camouflaging their bathroom noises. Now they can play soothing music or perhaps let Beatles sing HELP!
Is there a more basic version of one of these? I'd be looking for the bidet with heated bidet water, nothing else. No fancy control panel or voice command or anything.
Seems like that could be a simple mechanical water valve, and if there were a small reservoir for the bidet water heater, I would think a low voltage, low watt heater would suffice - after all, you just need to take the chill off, and it would typically have lots of time between uses. You don't need to heat the entire tank water.
-ERD50
Having raised 3 boys (2 of which are still in college and come home between semesters), I can't imagine having one of those in our house.
I see that control panel right next to the seat and shudder. I'll just volunteer that the boys aim isn't always accurate, and I can never identify the culprit.
I'd probably opt for Handel's Water Music.