I find that very scary. It is a great motivator for this older guy to stay home, cuddle the gf, save my health and money and then go wild after I get vaccinated. And I do mean go wild, almost to the point of putting pineapple on pizza. Almost.
Go wild, sure, but pineapple on pizza? That's crazy talk! Do that and you should be committed!
Apologies to those who like pineapple pizza, but being old school there are some things that don't belong on pizza, like buffalo chicken, pineapple, etc.