Funny gag for friend retiring Thursday?

[Shabby]

Any funny ideas to do for a 58 year old friend retiring from corporate job this week? Send a belly dancer to the office? Mail a box of Depends? AARP application? Help!

 

[Car-Guy]

Very large bottle of Viagra.


I once saw someone give a retiring person a gallon jug of candy with a Viagra label slapped on it. It went over well.

 

[RunningBum]

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Who-Cares-I-m-Retired-Wall-Clock-Red-Wood-Grain-Large-Wooden-Non-Ticking-Battery-Operated-Retirement-Present-Rustic-Chic-Farmhouse-Living-Room-Home-B/3701062176

 

[REWahoo]

Give him a Dayclock. Both funny and practical! https://dayclocks.com/pages/day-only

 

[Mr. Tightwad]

I wouldn't mind the belly dancer coming to my office.

 

[pacergal]

Make sure they are someone who would enjoy this and see the joke as funny.
Some folks have a thing about aging.

A nice card and the Day clock would both be funny and useful. DH is always asking me what day it is!

 

[Stormy Kromer]

Gather a job application for every employer around prefilled with his name on them.

 

[Retiired]

We bought a “Walmart greeter’s” vest on eBay as a gag for the retirement lunch. Made for some great photos!

 

[MarieIG]

I like the idea of a day clock. The Walmart greeter's vest is also funny.

I would not appreciate a belly dancer.

 

[badatmath]

Not sure my former w*rk place would let a belly dancer in and it might offend some people if they did.

 

[Walt34]

Not sure my former w*rk place would let a belly dancer in and it might offend some people if they did.

Where I worked it probably wouldn't get you fired, but they'd be thinking about it if they could.