Get Your Free XXL Coffin

[TromboneAl]

Saw this in the local Craigslist free section today:

XXL Coffin

Date: 2010-04-25, 11:16PM PDT
Reply to: sale-pfqkh-1710409306@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I purchased this casket from Costco several years back, it fit great then, but I swear those twinkies ain't losing any calories, so neither am I. Now the darned thing won't fit anymore. I didn't get the expanded warranty and now they won't exchange it. Oh well, my gain your....gain.

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So I guess this guy buys a coffin, puts it in his basement, and goes down there every once in a while to check that it still fits.

 

[Moemg]

Those coffins are special order and sometimes they are on back order so he probably wanted to be sure he was ready .The reason I know this is because my Dad was a really tall & big guy and we had to delay his funeral for a few days while they located a casket !

 

[Purron]

My dad was a big guy too. Luckily, the funeral home that handled the arrangements didn't have trouble fitting him into a casket.

 

[Orchidflower]

Hey, keep that ad!!! If I eat another huge Rueben and a praline like I did today, I might be needing it myself.