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Thinks s/he gets paid by the post
Now there's a theory - we set up two teams of FIREs one team manages Ben's profolio, one manages mine, we see who does better. I'm 9 years older but then women live longer statistically so it should about even out.
I'll take Sheryl!
Lets see...Shovel a bunch to anybody-but-Vanguard. Pick loaded funds with monthly or quarterly dividends. Spice it up with some hi-yield. Channel divvys to a good m/m fund. Set up monthly EFT to Sheryl's personal checking.
What am I forgetting? Oh yeah! My CFP fees! Lets see theres the pushbutton "how much will you need to live on" presentation. The "dazzle-em-with-numbers" (ripped-off from FireCalc) 3 ring binder. The humiliting LBYM lecture. Should be good for a few grand, 'till she gets pissed and sells out. Then I'll get a few more grand on the back end commissions. Then I'll close out whats-her-names account.
I know you wont let the above lemming walk happen to you.
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