How to get Women to Adore You

[CuppaJoe]

The guy is a wolf?

 

[ls99]

The problem with this technique of getting chicks, is that your love interest, sitting inside on the sofa, may not recognize you.

There was this old cartoon. A nudist club tennis court, with the usual green curtain half way down around the court. Two ladies discussing the players who are only visible from the waist down. One says, they are not the usual players on the court at this time. The other say: heck they are not even members of this club.

 

[Lazarus]

That reminds me of the time when I was a student pilot in a J-3 Cub (on the right side the window folds up and clips to the wing, the door folds down) and I, um had to um, "go" real bad and trying to lean out the door, fly the airplane, not pee into the wind....

Oh, never mind.

Good thing Cubs are yellow.

 

[Dawg52]

I have a female mail carrier.............

I'm going to make sure I'm home next time she makes her delivery.

 

[2soon2tell]

It's just another way for this gentlemen to exhibit his shortcomings.

 

[Westernskies]

Yeah...I'm hot now.... Isn't this the equivalent of little boys pulling your pigtails when you're in kindergarten? Only a whole lot creepier?

...more like dipping them in the inkwell.

 

[Lazarus]

She should wait for him with a hammer.

 

[Meadbh]

She should electrify the mailbox. And link the circuit to a Webcam.

 

[brewer12345]

Love is a many-splendored thing.

 

[NW-Bound]

This thread and the posted comments remind me of a juvenile comedy movie I saw many years ago. I searched youtube and surely, here is the clip that I remember.

YouTube - Porky's - Tommy Turner Tallywhacker Clip