Valet park at the Ahmanson Theatre, downtown LA. Costs $20. Then, the valet shakes me down for another $10 to have my car waiting for me right out in front. It saves me about 1/2 hour which includes getting to my car and then being stuck in an underground parking lot waiting to get out. Makes having to see a lousy play to please the wife just so much better. And, for the price, I get to have people wonder who I am as my car is waiting for me--with a grinning valet included. I figure that's worth about a share (maybe two) of AIG. (Maybe not).