HRe: Martha checking in from vacation
Martha: You're young, you'll heal fast. (Those vacations are really dangerous, huh?)
A young man was strolling through the park one afternoon, and engaged an older gentlemen in conversation, talking about their families.
The older gentlemen stated "I didn't think I'd ever remarry, but I did so about 6 mos. ago. My wife is 27 years old, and she promised me that she would quit her employment as a model, if I married her"
How's it working out for you asked the young man?
"Fantastic, stated the older gent. As a matter of fact, about this time everyday, when I get home, my sweet wife has incense burning in the bathroom, where we have an oversized tub, and we bathe together, afterwards, we rub each other down with a special ointment she has, etc. etc."
With that, the older gent starting sobbing.
What's the matter, asked the young man?
"I can't remember where I live"
Martha: You're young, you'll heal fast. (Those vacations are really dangerous, huh?)
A young man was strolling through the park one afternoon, and engaged an older gentlemen in conversation, talking about their families.
The older gentlemen stated "I didn't think I'd ever remarry, but I did so about 6 mos. ago. My wife is 27 years old, and she promised me that she would quit her employment as a model, if I married her"
How's it working out for you asked the young man?
"Fantastic, stated the older gent. As a matter of fact, about this time everyday, when I get home, my sweet wife has incense burning in the bathroom, where we have an oversized tub, and we bathe together, afterwards, we rub each other down with a special ointment she has, etc. etc."
With that, the older gent starting sobbing.
What's the matter, asked the young man?
"I can't remember where I live"