jazz4cash
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It was back again. I hadn’t seen the red Toyota minivan for several months, but here it was again stopped in it’s usual location. It was positioned haphazardly in our cul de sac, several feet from the curb with the driver inside. I couldn’t make out the driver’s features, just an outline. I had seen the van 4 or 5 times over the past 12 months in this exact spot. The van had stickers all over it like people use to brag about their kid’s teams, their dogs, hobbies and so forth. It looked like a typical family minivan. Nonetheless, I had flashbacks to the summons server that stalked DW when she got sued by the folks that bought MIL’s house (another thread). Our police department had chided homeowners at a civic club meeting because it had sent suspicious cars through the neighborhood occasionally, but no one had ever called in a report. The red van usually stayed in this exact spot for 20 minutes or so, but I never actually monitored it that closely. One time I sneered over at the driver’s silhouette several times as I pushed the mower back and forth across the lawn just to let him know he had been observed. I felt silly afterward for not taking note of the license number. Another time I decided to walk over to the car to see what was going on, but the car crept away as I walked down the driveway.
So this was going to be it. I walked down the driveway to retrieve the trash and recycle containers that had been emptied that day and veered abruptly toward the mystery car. I approached cautiously but without hesitation. I tried to portray a friendly demeanor, but I was expecting confrontation!
The window rolled partway down as I approached and a casually dressed grandfatherly gentleman peered through the narrow opening
Me: “Hi! I’ve notice your car parked here before…….”
Stranger: “You’ve got all kinds of creatures that inhabit this exact spot!”
Me: (puzzled) “WHAT?! Uh...you mean the deer?"
At this point I realize there is a woman in the passenger seat as she leans forward peering over her specs and showing me her smart phone display and exclaims “PokemonGO!"
Me: Oh? I didn’t realize people were still doing that.”
They went on to explain that they were hunting until their grandchild was ready for pickup from daycare and they had great luck in this particular spot. I did notice a child seat in the back of the van. They were excited and seemed to think they could suck me into their obsession with PokemonGO. They prattled on until I tore myself away and they drove off. Next time I'll keep my distance and just wave.
So this was going to be it. I walked down the driveway to retrieve the trash and recycle containers that had been emptied that day and veered abruptly toward the mystery car. I approached cautiously but without hesitation. I tried to portray a friendly demeanor, but I was expecting confrontation!
The window rolled partway down as I approached and a casually dressed grandfatherly gentleman peered through the narrow opening
Me: “Hi! I’ve notice your car parked here before…….”
Stranger: “You’ve got all kinds of creatures that inhabit this exact spot!”
Me: (puzzled) “WHAT?! Uh...you mean the deer?"
At this point I realize there is a woman in the passenger seat as she leans forward peering over her specs and showing me her smart phone display and exclaims “PokemonGO!"
Me: Oh? I didn’t realize people were still doing that.”
They went on to explain that they were hunting until their grandchild was ready for pickup from daycare and they had great luck in this particular spot. I did notice a child seat in the back of the van. They were excited and seemed to think they could suck me into their obsession with PokemonGO. They prattled on until I tore myself away and they drove off. Next time I'll keep my distance and just wave.