Quotes from your favorite movies

[mickeyd]

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses” “Hit it”
Dan Ackroyd playing Elwood Blues-in "The Blues Brothers"

"A..A...Arch Stanton. Are you sure?"
Eli Wallach playing the character Tuco in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"

"Louie, this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
Humphrey Bogart playing Rick in "Casablanca"

 

[MikeD]

From Animal House

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Vernon Wormer

 

[Trek]

Wanda: I hate the police, don't you?
Henry: I don't know, but I seem to feel better when they're not around.

Barfly - 1987

 

[dex]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
the Godfather movie

 

[FinallyRetired]

"Charlie don't surf!"
-Apocalypse Now

 

[maddythebeagle]

Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - Memorable quotes

 

[dex]

"uh...uh...uh"
Requel Welch - 1 Million Years BC

 

[Martha]

Adrian!

--Rocky-- (you have to hear it, or hear Greg say it)


Roll, roll, roll in ze hay

--Young Frankenstein--

 

[bssc]

"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
General Jack D. Ripper

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
President Merkin Muffley

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.'
Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore

"You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."
[Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Vizzini

 

[Eagle43]

“You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” Robert Duvall as Colonel Kilgore in Apocalypse Now. A little later he says: "It smells like victory."

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore." Albert Finney in Network.

And of course, "Frankly my Dear, I don't give a damn. Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind.

 

[cute fuzzy bunny]

"I feel the need...the need for SPEED!"

"We're going to need a bigger boat..."

"Martini...shaken...not stirred."

 

[HFWR]

"I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together."
Heartbreak Ridge

"What kind of music do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country AND western."
Blues Brothers

"Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Animal House

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."
Patton

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
Outlaw Josey Wales

"Just one damned minute, Captain."
Star Trek IV

 

[Coach]

"If that was foreplay, I'm a dead man."

Steve Guttenberg's character in Cocoon.

 

[Sundance Kid]

Anything uttered by Clint Eastwood!!

 

[unclemick]

You know - some time after it was explained to me - there is no real Santa Claus - I was was told that Bogey never did 'exactly' say: Play it again Sam.

At some point after that - I began to make up my own quotes - even though that dastardly Nord's pointed out: Charles De Gaul wasn't the guy who said 'God looks after drunkards, fools and The United States of America.'

Now I await someone to point out they spell De Gaul different than I do.

heh heh heh - now I just wing it off the top of my head and if I'm handgenade close . I will mine Apollo 13, Clint Eastwood, and Star Wars.

 

[HFWR]

"Shhhhhhhhhhh..."

"The hotdog is singing..."

Tom Hanks in You've Got Mail

 

[Outtahere]

"Shhhhhhhhhhh..."

"The hotdog is singing..."

Tom Hanks in You've Got Mail

Oh gosh that's my favorite movie and one of the best scenes in the movie.




Bruce Willis in DieHard "Yippee-ki-yay" That kills me every time I hear him say it.

 

[Sheryl]

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' Badges!"

Blazing Saddles, bastardized from The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

Stinking badges - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[ladelfina]

"I was nowhere NEAR Oakland!"

 

[Khan]

John Bernard Books: I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

 

[megacorp-firee]

'It just doesn't matter .. .It just doesn't matter ....It just doesn't matter'.
Chant from the 'loser camp' ... Meatballs with Bill Murray

 

[Sundance Kid]

"What we have here, is inability to communicate." From, Cool Hand Luke.

 

[FlogBlogger]

You know how to whistle, don't you......

 

[kumquat]

"That's not my minky" Peter Sellers in just about every movie he made.

 

[kramer]

Maximus in Gladiator, responding to Emperor Commodus' command to remove his helmet and reveal his identity, as Commudus trembles at his answer:

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,
commander of the Armies of the North,
General of the Felix Legions,
loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Father to a murdered son,
husband to a murdered wife.
And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Kramer