Retch The Grate
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We've got a rat living under our patio, saw it standing on the patio in broad daylight once. Dog hasn't caught it yet, which is good, since in a fight I'd put my money on the 1lb rat over the 19lb dog. The rats are better neighbors if they are still under there than the skunk. Not that the skunk does anything bad (aside from spraying that aforementioned 19lb dog once), but it smells so intensely that when it comes over for a visit and ends up crashing under the patio, we suffer inside the house.