House is under contract now. We are splitting the 3% with the buyer and they struck out a few clauses we did not feel comfortable signing. They really really want the house, and I guess getting over a half acre on a top salmon/steelhead river, a 4500 sq-ft house with 5 car garage, all about 40 minutes from Seattle was a good enough deal at $285k.
I am pretty confident the sale will go through since they have 20% down for a conventional loan, but you never know about these things. Still, it looks like we will be homeless in 45 days
Now we can go park our RV in front of haha's condo in Seattle, or partake in Seattle's waterfront free RV park for homeless drug addicts (I have a mean coffee addiction).